"No Mom, I Did Not Get Lip Injections!!"

Angelina Jolie's got nothing on me baby! Since I discovered the world of lip plumpers, my lips have gone from deflated to super swollen...in a sexy, Jessica Rabbit kind of way. But you know what? You can't just go out and buy any ol' bottle that says "lip plumper" and expect it to work. See, there's some that just have irritants that basically cause a red, rashy look...but that's not what we're going for here. We want the lips to get all plump and juicy from the inside out. It takes a special kind of lip plumper to do that, and believe me, those plumpers aren't easy to come by.

But I've done some digging, and embarked on a 3 month journey of plumpers. You know what they say...the best of everything is found by trial and error. Lucky for you, my lips were the gunniea pig here, not yours :)....trying out popular high priced labels, cheap store bought stuff, and everything in between. . Let me just tell you right now, the results are not what you probably think. I actually found a lip plumper that works almost too good: People were constantly asking if I had my lips done! That can get embarassing, to say the least.

Now, I hope that my reviews help you get your lips as plump as possible. I mean, it's probably the easy way to give your whole look a huge UMPH...BANG...WOW Factor. And if it's simple, and will make you look about 100% sexier, then for goodness sake, why the heck not?! Right? Real, genuine lip plumpers may be the best invention since botox...oh, yeah, that reminds me--lip plumpers are great for getting rid of lip lines, and preventing them.

So let's get down to business. I know you're dying to hear which product will pump up your lips to the max--not to mention which ones you should run away from, kicking and screaming. This review is dedicated to you, the woman who deserves to look her sexiest, but doesn't have a million hours to waste getting ready (and none of us do). We are all one in beauty!

No.	Bottle	Comments	Rating	Site Link
1		My Number One Pick: Celebrity Sexy Pout is THE BEST ONE ,The first thing I noticed was that it smells yummy, not spicy. I figured "it's probably decent". Understatment of the year! It is the best plumper on all levels: It's got a sexy sheen, it stays put for hours, and the plumping lasts for days. This was the only plumper that had a semi-permanent effect. It's like you can actually feel the lips swelling from the inside out. BUT..if you overuse it, your lips can look a bit too plump (I was asked if I had injections a couple times). The most impressive plumper of the bunch. This Lip Plumper is a MUST, plus it's priced right in the middle.		Go
		Insider's Tip on how to get this for $20 OFF: There's a hidden $20 Discount that can be activated on the Celebrity Sexy Pout Website. To do so, click on the first "star" shape in the main top logo. Once you click on this 'hidden' link, the $20 Discount will be activated and the price will automatically decrease by $20.00.
2		Runner Up: Have you seen the ads for LipFusion? The chick with the needle by her lips, as if it works as good as injections. Well, I'll tell you right now, it's pretty good...but not that good. You're not gonna look like you had your lips done, but they will be a bit plumper. I liked the plumping effect, but I didn't like the slimy feeling on my lips. You wouldn't think that something so little could cost so much ($70!!!). Um, I don't think it's worth $70, not that $70 wouldn't be worth a super ultra plumper, but LipFusion isn't it. Overall, works pretty good, but it's not really worth the price		Go
3		First of all, I couldn't believe how tiny the tube was. I know good things come in small packages, but this is rediculous! It's about the size of a baby's pinkie. As for the plumping power, it was more of an irritant than a plumper. My lips turned a bright red color, and the smell of it was soooo spicey (like an indian resaurant). It gives a slight itchiness, like a spikey feeling. There are some really cute little gold flakes, so it makes a nice gloss. But if I just wanted a pretty lip gloss, I'd go to Walgreens! I think this is great if you want to enhance the natural color of your lips, but don't expect much for plumping power. Very slight plumping, with only minimal lasting power, but hey, it does plump.		Go
4		Cushy lips aka crappy lips...ok, ok. I'm being mean. But I was pretty dissapointed in this stuff. The packaging is very cute, and it does make a good gloss. The plumping for cushy lips is immediate, but only lasts about 5 minutes! You'll need to constantly reapply to keep the plump effect, and that's just so annoying. Not to mention it's like a total waste of money to go through a plumper that fast. The whole point of a plumper is to get fuller lips even when you don't use it.		Go
5		I ran to Sephora as excited as a giggly teenager for Too Faced. This was actually the first one I tried. Most Too Faced products are to die for, but Lip Injection does not live up to Too Faced standards. It smells delicious, like starbursts, but does nothing for the volume of my lips. For being such a low grade plumper, it burns like a mother f**ker! This was the most painful/stinging effect...too bad the plumping didn't match the pain :(		Go
6		Scam Alert, Scam Alert! I was hesitant to even include this, because it shouldn't even qualify as a plumper. Don't let the packaging fool you, Lip Explosion is nothing more than lip gloss with cinnamon! And why the heck is the box so big??? The only thing in there is a little tube of gloss. Staying power: sucks, Color: sucks, Plumping power: none!!!		Go

Last Words:

So let's recap. Good Lip Plumper = Plump lips...... Plump Lips = Sexy lips. Got it? Good. Now before this review, you probably had no idea that you could get a fuller pucker in a few minutes. That's okay, I used to be in the dark too. But not anymore. Now there is no excuse for having average, flat lips. You, my friend, can have lips that look obnoxiously plump! How do I know this? Because since I found the right plumper, my lips are so full that they look fake! You can and should have "double take" lips. the kind of lips that make your friends and men alike do a double take (hahaha).

Just keep in mind that getting duped into the wrong kind of plumper is common. Use this review wisely, and use it often. Your best bet is to start off with...well, the best. I loved Celebrity Sexy Pout, and my friends do too. Just remember not to over do it! And no need to thank me for giving up the secret on how to get Celebrity Sexy Pout for $20 off (see my review above), I know I'm awesome ;)